...Not to take a shitty, crappy set of cheapo locking wheel nuts off my old Mondeo before selling it to Carl Harker and fitting them on my new one. Just got back from Lakeside - came out to find I had a flat but could I get the fucking nut off? Could I bollocks! Ruined a £70 pair of jeans and smacked me head on the wing when the poxy wheel brace slipped off the nut.
Couldn't remove them no way! Had to eventually go back into Lakeside to buy a foot pump to put enough air in the tyre to get home. What got me was that I absolutely detested paying £7.99 for a foot pump (I've got loads at home - manual AND electric) but Deb reminded me that I was okay paying £8.50 for a yo-yo and an air freshener in Marks's! Just the sort of advice you need from your wife on a hot day when you are pissed off and about to change into the Hulk! Anyway, HARKER - I WANT ME NUTS BACK!
Rant over, sunbed out in the garden, beer poured, sit back and relax - deep breaths...Aaah!
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