why is clint

[rsgary]

such a big fat ugly g!t who looks like the donkey in shrek and will give me a quick shift for my cossie and fit it for nothing as i is shrek
cheeRS gary
AKA shrek

[Clint]

you fat bastard

I have written to Oxford dictionary and asked them to change the meaning on 'fucking ugly' to 'rsgary'.

Thanx for the sensors old bean.

oh and remember 2 next time.

[rsgary]

do some work fat boy remember fill up filter before you screw it on ok 2 next time (bacon sarnie)as you like your food
cheeRS gary
AKA shrek

[Clint]

Why arnt you at work anyway lardy