Food Poisoning

[Dave]

I got food poisoning yesterday.
I was rather ill for an hour or two.
Now to many of you this will come as no surprise, and indeed many will wonder how I survived this long.
I would like to point out that I think it was some pate that I had bought from Sainsburys only the day before. It was well within it's "sell by" date, unopened and kept in the fridge until use.
Believe it or not I actually went shopping on Saturday, (as there has been no food parcel deliveries here in recent weeks).
I think my body must have had an adverse reaction to fresh food.

Can I also say, that as I am a northener, I had a rest for a couple of hours, then went back to work on Fred's car. I did not have a week off work, and I did not burden the medical services with my problems.

[Ali]

have you thought about contacting royal mail and finding out why your food parcels havnt turned up yet

[Sharon]

Well I shall not send the food parcel you can pick it up on Sunday

And I am so surprised you are still alive Dave with the food you eat sometimes But Im glad yo are feeling better

[Dave]

Is the lack of food parcels due to Clint getting rid of the red cross?

[Sharon]

LOL

Hes up north today and tomorrow Near manchester I think ???? So as My hunter gatherer isnt here for 2 days I need all the food I have

[Dave]

If I go to the top of the hill I can see Manchester from here.
I will keep my eye out for a southern looking egghead.

Where abouts has he gone?

[Sharon]

I haven't got a clue Dave he is training he told me Manchester, but knowing clint is could be birmingham or even newcastle Hes not very good with places Im sure he will let me know later

[Retromotorsport]

Think i've got something in sympathy with you Dave.... got no magazines left unread at the workshop now... and i've got an Atlas to pick up and place in a car..... but i'm to scared to lift it.. strain... oooops

[Dave]

I'm clenching so tight that if I did dare to fart, only dogs would be able to hear it.

[Ali]

To much information then required there boys

[FOSSIE]

he told me Manchester, but knowing clint is could be birmingham or even newcastle

He's very, very lost if he ended up in Newcastle on his way to Manchester.

Can't say I've ever had food poisoning, but it don't sound like fun I heard it is a good method of weight loss

[Sharon]

He's very, very lost if he ended up in Newcastle on his way to Manchester.

Exactly Tom he is always getting lost he just has no sense of direction

[Sharon]

Well he has phoned and he is in Worcester how the hell is that Manchester