... at 3.00 to tell me that my wifes car had been broken into. Its a late (53) plate Fiesta. Next door's had also been done (an 03) Vectra. Both cars were deadlocked and alarmed at the time but absolutely NO damage had been done to them, so how the fuck did they get the doors open????
Funny thing was, that the SOCO lady arrived at about 3.45 to take fingerprints off both cars. Bearing in mind that me and my neighbour and the police had been chatting for more than half an hour over the small boundary wall (both cars were parked on their respective drives), we were all suprised when the SOCO lady screamed and ran out in the street as one of the tea leafs was crouching between next doors car and the wall! He had been there all the time under all our noses and she had nearly trod on him! The nearest copper pounced on him and threw him onto the bonnet to cuff him whilst doing a good sweeny impression by saying "You're nicked, you useless piece of shit". We had a good laugh but his mates had got away with 2 pairs of designer sunglasses and a pair of my wifes driving glasses. I was a bit miffed when the CID turned up and thought it funny that they had left 2 CD's on the seat 'Bridget Jones' diary soundtrack' and '80's hits'! Made us feel old, mind you, he was (the CID man) all of about 14 years old!!
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