Oh bugger

[Sharon]

Our recreation ground has been taken over by bloody pikeys
And not just a few about 30 caravans . There goes my bloody drinking nights down the pan As they will bloody take over the local pub I go in. There are two pubs up here but Im barred from one but thats another story So I guess its bolt everything down time

[^Mick^]

[Bustem]

Dont worry its probably only carl and his mates

[The Locksmith]

lock up good, watch the amount of home robberys rise while they r there, when the settled down my area, the council anounced a 30% rise in 1 month

[Hugh]

You will find that the ammount of roberies increase as normal robbers follow pikeys around and steal from the surrounding houses safe in the knowledge that the pikeys will get the blame.

That is if the thieving bastards haven't knicked everything already.

I hope they leave you soon.

[Mk1_is_For_Sale]

Had them near me some time ago and they screwd the garage they did not get in but everything out side went funny thing was they knocked on the door a day or two before asking for any scrap .I think they knock to see if any one is in no answer then they make their move

[Sharon]

Apparently there the Irish Tinkers (nothing against the Irish) But these are s'pose to be the worse Every bloody year they find somewhere up here to settle, but we have never had as many as this before

[Mk1_is_For_Sale]

Must be the Tinker Grand Final .

[carl_harker]

yeah they moved them on from the boot fair field at the top of the hill Sharon, they were on Dartford Heath. Get clint to move everything out of site and keep the rottie on show!

So what pub you banned from Sharon the Gamecock (oerr missus)

[Mk1_is_For_Sale]

They will have the rottie also if its not fixed down they will take it lol.

[Tone]

but what do the do with all those settees?

[Sharon]

So what pub you banned from Sharon the Gamecock (oerr missus)

Nah not that one The Portabello

[Tone]

its not surprising really

[Sharon]

LOL Im not that bad I just dont take shit from no one

[PHILLY]

Dont smile at 'em they'll have the fuckin' fillings out of your teeth!! I fuckin' hate pikies!!! A load came round my work last year selling tv's and my boss bought 2 of them. Didnt realise till he got them home that they had breeze blocks inside them to make them weigh the same as a tv but the insides had been taken out!!! Scrap sellin' Shogun drivin' smegs. (i wouldnt fuck with one though!! probably shoot ya!!!)

[RICKB]

I,LL Have thr Free Dog...........

[lpg1600turbo]

dya lark dargs .........

[Sharon]

They will have the rottie also if its not fixed down they will take it lol.

You havent met my dog it jumps through windows to get at people But we do have a free range bunny jumping around and she doesnt take any notice of that She just very strange around people

[carl_harker]

She is fine around me, maybe its cause i loike dags! Must be the semll You got banned from the portoloo then Sharon no bad thing then really tis a shit hole! Mind you not as bad as the railway inn in Borough green lol

[Sharon]

You got banned from the portoloo

LOL great name for that shit place Something to do with me threatning to beat the landlady to a pulp and my mate calling the landlord a bald fat bastard...Next time shes out and about she will get beaten to a pulp . Not that im a violent person

Hollys fine but she wont let anyone in the house without us being around... If me and Clint muck around he just has to raise his hand to me and the dog is on him

[carl_harker]

so no spanking your bum then lol Been to the portoloo about three times now would never go again!

[Sharon]

Gamecocks alot better The only thing is that is a locals pub...any strangers come in they dont seem to stay

[Sharon]

so no spanking your bum then

LOL I wouldn't Clint says im a fiesty(sp) little cow Then my mates husband call me and my mate the two little rottweilers

But you know me Carl not alot rattles me

[Tone]

good job it only happens when its just his hand that rises

[Sharon]

good job it only happens when its just his hand that rises

If it was anything else we wouldnt have a dog

[Tone]

whoooo hooooo oh matron

[Sharon]

With 4 kids maybe we needed a dog like that

[Tone]

[^Mick^]

With 4 kids maybe we needed a dog like that

funny how Clints always busy but he found the time to produce 4 kids

[Tone]

well i suppose he always drop something givern the chance
whhhhayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sharon]

funny how Clints always busy but he found the time to produce 4 kids

Not busy enough obviously

[Dermot]

Recommend contact a friendly farmer, who might muckspread the b'stards.

Theiving scumbags

[Sharon]

They done that last year when they were on the farmers field but this year they have decided to go on the recreation ground..so the kids have nowhere to go and play now

[RICKB]

dya lark dargs .........

I loik Dargs Dey is good eatin