So far I have had eggs and stones thrown at them. Permanent marker scrawed all down the side and now they have just put my windows through!!!!
What does it take to get the police to install CCTV to catch the little darlings?
So far I have had eggs and stones thrown at them. Permanent marker scrawed all down the side and now they have just put my windows through!!!!
What does it take to get the police to install CCTV to catch the little darlings?
Perhaps if your car wasn't Tax'ed they would come round, and nick you
Put your owned CCTV in, its cheap as chips these days.
Next time you see them doing stuff to your car, call the police, if they say they'll send someone as soon as they can, say "ok, but i have a gun and an itchy trigger finger" then hang up, they'll be round in a flash!
ring the police and tell em they better be carefull around the car when they do get here cos you've wired it up to the mains, they'll be round to nick you pretty quick.
bet you live in basildon???
Lol... good ideas. not basildon but close by! lol
Anyone got a high powered paintball gun I can borrow?
get yourself a louisville slugger they soon get the hint
Whats one of those?
base ball bat??????
AH, Paul_G, you beat me to it
32 oz of course and end weightedget yourself a louisville slugger they soon get the hint
pick the little Twats out with an air riffle they soon piss of then....
cant rely on the police for sh*t these days, last week some kids barged there way in on my mums playgroup and started knicking stuff out the fridge and that, my mum rang the police and they said they had no one free to attend, my mum said fine i will get my son and his mates to come and sort it out, 2mins later three police cars!!!! happens all the time!
right, so all you've got to do to get the police out quick is pretend your going to hurt the criminal.
i had a problem with an old gte... kids ripping the fuel lines out. i went n got one of those cheap nasty pager alarms from ebay for about 70quid delivered from honk-kong.
it was actually very effective! very long range through walls of my house, two way pager unit. i took the siren out, took the flashy lights relay off, and wired a door senser to the fuel lines.
hey presto 11pm next night it beeps at me whilst i was looking at porn! went outside and caught a little petrol theiving twat on a stolen bike trying for the third time to steal me fuel. although the police didnt do anything they owner of the bike made sure he wouldnt steel from me again!
but i did mention to the police,,, id use razer wire... i was informed by a neighbour the next day that the police were sniffing around under my car... i think they piss us off on purpose... u fone them... they dont wanna help but theyll nick u for trying to make them help
I had the same experince the used paint stripper so I used a stanley blade works wonders on flesh
About 3 months ago, my mum was woken up by some drunk scumbag - he must have been about 15 . My mum loooked out the window as the twat walked past my house, and then as the moron got alongside my dads car, he turned and booted the door!! He dented all the door skin in, took the mirrror off etc. My mum had the brains to keep quite, and watched as he entered a house 4 or 5 doors down. So, she called me dad, woke me and my bro up and told us what happened. We phoned cops and said what happened, told em that the prat that damaged the car was in a house etc. Cops said - 'sorry, but we are very busy, all units are unavailable at the moment'
So, pissed off, we wnet rnd to the little cunts house, knocked the door, he answered and we explained to him wed seen what had happened, was he going to pay etc gave a few threats. 2 mins later, 3 cop cars and a dog van turned up at our door, saying that there had been a complaint about threatening behaviour and a possible fight.
You could not make it up. We finally got throught to the cops what had happened and they arrested the drunken prick. The other week we got a letter saying that 'We had not turned up in court, therefore there was no evidence to show that the defendant commited the crime' so no action wud b taken. We phoned the court, police etc, asked WTF? and they said, ' Sorry, there must have been some mistake, the court case took place on 18th May'. We had been given a letter saying the court date was 18th June! Cops admitted theyd made a mistake with the admin, but said they cudnt do anything as the defwendent had been found not guilty. So we were left with car that was damaged, in need of new door skin and respray, he got a free ride home in a cop car.
Luckily, my bro - a very very large rugby player, and his mates were in town and 'bumped' into the little twat. I wont tell you what happened cos knowing my luck, the cops will be at y door in 2 mins with 16 armoured cars and a helicopter. But the lad needed some dental work and a few stitches.
Thing is, the cops cocked right up. They werent there when we needed em, then mucked all the admin up and baically set the gimp free. So cheers Leicestershire constabulary - officilally the most uselless bunch of idiots you will see --- Unless of course, your a criminal.
kip in your car for a few days ad when they come to 'destroy' it just say boo and actike a complete psycho! i guess they wont even pass by ur home again
Get 2.2 air rifle with telescopic sighting then shoot them in the b*ll*cks they wont come back again thats for sure
Good ideas everyone,but i think that I have found the solution to my problem!
http://www.havocpaintball.com/mini_gun.htm
Oh yeah, does anyone want their car painted?
how cool is that. Get some paint balls with indelible luminous paint and then you can make the little buggers glow in the dark!
Even better,
put the paintballs in a refrigorator for a week. I guarantee you it will leave marks, and not paintmarks!
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